You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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