How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
