I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Randomize
