in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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