What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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