Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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