How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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