the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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