Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Randomize
