I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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