So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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