"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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