Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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