Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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