He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I fill condoms, not promises.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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