Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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