p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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