is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Randomize
