I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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