11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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