I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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