I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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