who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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