let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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