we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Randomize
