I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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