Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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