yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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