We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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