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I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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