i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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