Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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