We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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