i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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