Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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