yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I am one with the molecules
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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