I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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