real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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