its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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