It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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