there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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