Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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