Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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