so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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