porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Randomize
