Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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