sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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