I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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