I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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