"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
im drinking this country out of the recession.
i think i have herpe
just one?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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