is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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