So drunk its hurt
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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