David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I just blew my weed a kiss
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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